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The November Sleep Lab

November 7 – December 5

Early access $99 · After November 1 → $149

(Limited seats — this is a live group)

Finally, sleep like your body remembers how.

Your body is begging for comfort — but your habits keep saying no. This program ends that war.

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You’ll give your body what it actually needs, so your mind can finally rest.

For 28 days, you’ll rebuild your nights from the ground up — light, rhythm, breath, and thought.

Not theory. Not hacks. Just 77 tiny tools that make sleep effortless again.

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What It Is

A 4-week WhatsApp-based sleep immersion for tired overachievers, anxious brains, and late-night scrollers who’ve tried everything except listening to their body.

• 3 tools per day to test, track, and personalize

• Real-time coaching & group banter (no fake positivity)

• Micro-rewards & playful punishments that keep you honest

• A nervous-system reset disguised as a game

Early access $99 (ends Nov 1)

The Flow

Every week brings you closer to sleep that doesn’t need fixing.

1 Week

2 Week

3 Week

4 Week

Build the Cave

Tame the System

Hack the Mind

Sleep Like a Human

Light, darkness, temperature, sound. 

Breath, rhythm, and nervous-system calm.

Control less, surrender more. Watch what happens.

Integrate. Wake up clear, grounded, and sane.

✨🛌 Why It Works

Because we stop treating sleep like a performance.

You can’t achieve rest — you can only allow it.

This month, you’ll relearn how.

It works. 100%.

Just make sure you do it — and if you still don’t sleep, your money back.

What People Say

“I slept 7 hours straight. I didn’t think it was possible.””

“For the first time, I’m not scared of bedtime.”

“This group is wild — like a sleep cult but with humor.”

Get Real Result

By December 5, you’ll know exactly what your body needs to sleep —

and how to give it that, without pills, apps, or self-hate.

 

You’ve pushed your body long enough.

Time to partner with it.

Limited live seats

Early bird  $99  |  After Nov 1  $149

100% money-back guarantee if you don’t sleep. 

Secure checkout · Limited seats · Instant WhatsApp access

FAQs

Still got questions?

Ask them — we actually reply. (We’re not bots. Yet.)

Disclaimer: The Sleep Lab is an educational program and not a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always seek the guidance of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition or sleep disorder.

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